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you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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