More tranny stories later!
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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