Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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