these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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