I'm gonna have a badass scar
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
operation have a gay friend backfired
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
