Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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