Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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