Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
50% drunk capacity currently
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
