Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
These tits shall not be calmed
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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