And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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