found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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