Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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