The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
be right there i have to get my cape
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
