Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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