TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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