I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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