doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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