I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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