If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
i believe in u and ur pee
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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