Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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