Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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