Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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