Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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