I hate your face
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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