Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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