I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
