I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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