so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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