Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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