If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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