if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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