i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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