I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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