We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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