Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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