it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I AM VODKA MAN
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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