dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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