Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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