Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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