I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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