why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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