i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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