walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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