so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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My Sexting was not on an AP level
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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