And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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