Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
In America we eat man semen.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Randomize
