420 ftw
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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