she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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