i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
is wine microwaveable?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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