the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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