So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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