I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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