we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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