I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
soo... how was my night?
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